Closed captioning by IndigoPandaGaming *Villager news theme Capella*
“A great reason to stop whatever you’re doing and watch this video” Villager News! *Ground-shaking thud* Villager #4: Breaking news! The ground is shaking! *Another thud* Villager Number nine! What’s going on out there?! Villager #9: Hello, Villager Number 4. It appears that we’re being overrun… *Earth-shaking thud*
Villager #9: Hello, Villager Number 4. It appears that we’re being overrun… Hello, Villager Number 4. It appears that we’re being overrun… ..By giant mobs! *Stomp* *Stomp* Villager #12: Woah! A giant rabbit! Villager #56:But- It’s so small… #12: No…He’s just very far away. *Gasp* *Crushing stomp* *Lighthearted music plays* *Lighthearted music plays*
I wanna know where my wood iiiiss~ *Lighthearted music plays* *Lighthearted music plays*
*Muffled thud* *Lighthearted music plays* *Lighthearted music plays*
I want you to show meee~ *Lighthearted music continues*
*Villagers shouting warnings* *Lighthearted music continues*
I wanna find where my wood iiiiss~ *Lighthearted music continues* *Lighthearted music continues*
I know you can show meee~ *Lighthearted music continues* *Lighthearted music continues*
Villager #84: Aaaaaaaahhh!! *STOMP* #12: Awwwh, Poor Villager Number 84… #56: At least it’s not heading towards the village. !? #56: OH NO!! It’s heading towards the village! *Wind whooshing* *THUD* Aaaaaaaah!!!!!!!RUN! Break glass in an emergency Huh? Aaaahh!! Oh.. *THUD* Villager #24: Wait! I have an idea! *Suspenseful Music* *Distant stomp*
*Suspenseful Music* *Suspenseful Music* *Distant stomp*
*Suspenseful Music* *Suspenseful Music* *Suspenseful Music* *Fire cracking*
*Suspenseful Music* *STOMP*
*Suspenseful Music* *Fire cracking*
*Suspenseful Music* Come on….
*Suspenseful Music* Come on…!
*Suspenseful Music* *Suspenseful Music* *Distant stomp*
*Suspenseful Music* *Suspenseful Music* Ping! *Intense music* Villager #53: Oh, COME ON! You wasted so much time! You suck, and your plan sucks! Hey! I don’t see YOU doing anything! You know what? You’re right. Sometimes I forget that other people have feelings too.. I’ll keep my angry outbursts to myself from now on. That’s what I thought. What?! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class- *THUD*
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class- -in the Navy- na- -nevermind! Aaauuugh!! *Villager shouts* Look! Food! Delicious!! Palletable! Waft.. Waft.. Waft… *Sniffing* That’s right, smell the food! Smell the food!! *Sniffing* *Crushing & explosions* Noooooo!!
*Crushing & explosions* *Screaming* Why are you screaming!?
*Screaming* It didn’t hit OUR village! Uuuhh at least all the citizens got out. Not- Not all of them… *Fire roaring*
*Ambient panic* *Screaming in pain* Hey!! Are you ok? Yeah! I’m ok. *VillagerTruck wailing* *VillagerWheels grunting*
*VillagerTruck wailing* Who’s on fire?! Uh, he WAS… Huh? No! Noo! *Villager “splashing”*
Nooooooo!! *Villager “splashing”* Who will save us from the beasts?!
Where’s Testificate man?? What do you expect me to do?? I’m just like you! …but better. Why is this happening??! Is it global warming? Oh! Pshh! Prraah! There’s no such thing as global warming! Oh Yea? Well explain THIS! Who said that? I’m warming this gloooobe… Nope, can’t hear you. Calm down everyone! Calm down!! Before we take action,
we need to find out where these giant mobs came from! So we hired a private detective to find out! *Footsteps* Tell me where the giant mobs came from!! They came from- TALK, dammit! There’s no use in resisting! But I’m TRYING to tell you- That’s it! You leave me no choice. *Fearful gasp* THIS! Will allow us to hear your thoughts! NO! No-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo.. No!! Naaugh! AH! (Villager’s Brain: *in German*: Help, help! Aaugh! Why is this German? I can’t even understand German!) Oh- Oh, my, god! Detective, what does this mean? It means- Uuuh I don’t know.. Quick! We need to hide the body to maintain our cover. Wait, we’re undercover? But…but I’m still alive! Oof! In an unprecedented act of heroism, villagers all around the village have been trying to destroy the beasts on their own! Come at me bro! You don’t scaaare me! I’ll take you down bi- Aaaugh! Aaaugh! Why does no one have any info on the giant mob?! Why do you keep placing doors and bursting through them? Shh! Look! Over there! That’s it! That’s the source of the giant mobs! Come on! Let’s go investigate! *door placing, grunt* *panting* Villager Number 9 here! I’m on the streets asking the locals
how they feel about the giant mobs! I was walking back to my home.. I had just reached the gate- When all of a sudden, BOOM!! I arrived perfectly safe! *Villager-sung Halo theme*
The giant mobs have come to our lands to DESTROY the non-believers! *Villager-sung Halo theme*
And bring harmony…to all of villager kind. We’re all gonna die! Aaaaugh!! *Multiple protesting* Giant mobs have giant feelings! Uh- I don’t like this alleyway…I miss my parents… Aww, is this where they died? What?! They’re not dead!
They just live in another village… *Fire roaring* This is fine!
*Fire roaring* *Fire roaring* As you can see, it’s business as usual here in the village. We place all of our trust in the mayor and his plan. Ha! *Gasp* What is this? Oooo! It’s sparkly! Ooooo.. *Startled yelp* Aaaaaahh! Aaah! *Gasp* The lake is enchanted!
*Screams* But who’s behind this most heinous deed?!
*Screams* (Offscreen) Pay me some attention dammit! Aaaugh! *Screaming continues* No, it’s ok, you can kick it down. Why is the lake enchanted?! Ok, ok! I’ll tell you! I was working on a potion to end world hunger,
by making food really big! ‘Single drop would double the size of any food… I was excited!! I had to show everyone! So I ran out of my house with a potion,
and was headed toward the village- -when all of a sudden,
I tripped!! And the potion! Fell into the LAKE! And that’s how it happened. Did…did you just do it…again? *Giant squid slurping* Breaking news!!
The source of the giant mobs has been found! A lake, north of the village,
has been enchanted! A citizen has volunteered to swim to the bottom
of the lake- -and pull out the plug! *Villages cheering* No, no! Not me. Er, him! *Disappointed grunts* Here! Take this! It will slow the effects of the lake. *Cheering* Yeah! Yeah! Testificate Man is so great!
*Cheering* *Cheering* *Demonic Creeper screech* *Screech echoes* That’s it! We’re done. I’m gonna go play Fortnite until
this all blows over.. *Villager news theme Capella* “END OF PART 1”
*Villager news theme Capella* Villager News! *ᴼʳᶜʰᵉˢᵗʳᵃˡ ᴱˡᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᴬⁿᶦᵐᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉ* Woo-hoo! You watched our video! If you want to help us make more of them, We’re back on Patreon!! Go check it out! Or, you can get some of our new merch! If you can’t do that, just make sure you like, subscribe, and smash that bell! Thanks for watching!

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100 thoughts on “VILLAGER NEWS: THE GIANT PROBLEM

  • October 10, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    6:56 wait are they singing… THE HALO THEME!

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  • October 10, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    This reminds me a lot of the infinite ricks and mortys from the show Rick and Morty, where each person has their own personality even though they have the same voices, basically the same looks and characteristics.

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  • October 10, 2019 at 8:48 am
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    ,,Warum ist das deutschIch verstehe nicht mal deutsch"

    Hahaha greetings from Germany

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  • October 10, 2019 at 12:54 pm
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    Halo song

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  • October 10, 2019 at 7:30 pm
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    Was that villager speaking German?

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  • October 10, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Mojang é meu ovo

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  • October 10, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    “I’m gonna play fort nite until this blows over”
    Me: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    7:31 damn that villager just got taken out

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    6:20 COME AT ME BI-
    AY KEEP IT FAMILY FRIENDLY BRROO

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:49 am
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    6:57 this is God’s work himself

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  • October 11, 2019 at 3:54 am
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    T A L K D A M M I T

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  • October 11, 2019 at 4:17 am
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    4:30 I used the villagers to put out the villagers

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  • October 11, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    They should make illager news

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  • October 11, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    1 Like – 1 Like For Villager Number 8

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  • October 11, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN BI-
    aAuUgh

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:14 am
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    i wanna know where my wood iiiiiiiiiiissss

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:36 am
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    “This is fine”

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    0:35 Watersheep, you did this!

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:59 pm
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    My new favourite song
    "I wanna know where my wood iiiss…"
    "I want you to show meee…"

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  • October 11, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    Ich vestehe kein deutsch means idk german

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  • October 11, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    Hahhahahahhahahhahahha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • October 11, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    Soooooo gooood

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  • October 11, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    7:00

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  • October 11, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    PILLAGER NEWS
    LIKE IF YOU AGREE

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  • October 11, 2019 at 8:24 pm
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    only villager #24 has commen sence

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    1:35

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  • October 11, 2019 at 11:27 pm
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    6:56 nice song those other two are singing…

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  • October 12, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    “Iron Man’s Death is the most tragic event in cinema history.”
    Me, an intellectual: 1:55

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    村人ニュース巨大問題 日本語になっている

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Villager #4: I'm going to play fortnite till this is over

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  • October 12, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    Love me some halo 6:56

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    Villigar news

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:55 am
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    I liked the villages and villagers before they were oversimplified…

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  • October 12, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    Warum ist das deutsch Ich verstehe nichtmal deutsch xD

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    Können sie es mehr mit deutschen Übersetzung machen bitte

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:23 am
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    I TRANSLATED THE GERMAN AT 5:29: Help! help! aaah! Why is it German? I don't even speak German!

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  • October 12, 2019 at 11:34 am
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    This is good animation

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  • October 12, 2019 at 12:45 pm
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    Is there a full version or a loop of the song from 0:56 ?

    I need it

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  • October 12, 2019 at 12:54 pm
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    05:30 if you speak German and wonder why suddenly no English is spoken😂😂

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:56 pm
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    Seems like not all witches are evil! She wanted to end world hunger!

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:14 pm
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    6:56 – Villager cover of the halo theme much?

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    i Love villager news

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:46 pm
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    6:20 he almost said the b word

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Hello, the can traslate it into spanish

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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    Anyone else notice the priests were vocalising the theme from Halo CE?

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  • October 12, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    7:31 hostage taken with the almighty f e n c e

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    In case any were wondering, 5:34 = "Help! Help! Aaagh, why is it German, I do not even understand German!"

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    10:23

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  • October 12, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    Detective what dose this mean? It mean……idk

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    0:56 How did the music in this video not get copyright striked but the same song in the next episode did? HOW?!

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Come at me bro u dont scare me I will take him down b–
    6:17

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:33 pm
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    6:57 halo theme

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  • October 12, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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    This is what happens when you don't feed your pets. ._.

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  • October 12, 2019 at 11:29 pm
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    Ay algun español

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:30 am
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    4:50 welp, you got me.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    6:20 I'll take you down bi-

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    ‘’I wanna know where my wood is’’

    Villager With Headphones Singing, -2019

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    Aw man I missed these. I remember watching the old Villager News episodes all the in like 2012 or like 2013

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    I feel sad for the notifications button

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:55 am
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    10:39 king ghirorahs alpha roar anyone?

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  • October 13, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    „Hilfe Hilfe warum ist es deutsch ich verstehe nicht mal deutsch“ 😂 beste Stelle! Good Spot!

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  • October 13, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Ahah ahaha why nooo

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  • October 13, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    1:36 When i ring a bell in the village

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    The intro is gold..😂

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  • October 13, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    This is like atakk on titan

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  • October 13, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    т

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  • October 13, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    YouTube is the Sheep and the Villager is YouTubers with Tourette’s at 6:18

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  • October 13, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    1:00 I wanna know where my wood is

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:05 am
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    Pero si fortnait exploto primero antes que el creeper v:

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    Video: 4:25
    Me: wait that’s illegal

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    You are cool 🤟🤟👍

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:33 am
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    you have ruined my life, i will never forgive you i hope you find a piss rock and choke on it

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:32 am
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    Well… that german part was an interesting surprise O_o

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  • October 14, 2019 at 11:24 am
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    what does waft means

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:23 pm
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    10:24 VILLAGER CELEBRATION

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    Element animation: swears

    Me: wait that's illegal

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:21 pm
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    Come at me bruh! You don’t scare me! I take u down b***h

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    More villager News

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  • October 14, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    Do you know that villagers die so fast like they are foolish.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    I want you to shoot me

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    This video is perfect for me…I can now prove to my brother that villagers ARE idiots

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    This is the most intense thing I have watched

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    THANKS FOR GERMAN. DANKE FÜR DEUTSCH.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:09 pm
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    No one:
    Minecraft: 4:28

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    OM THE FIRETRUCK WAS MY FAV IM SUPRIZED I DIDENT FALLOUT OF MY BED LAUGHING

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    4:47
    Trump is a villager?
    This is a dark day for Minecraft.

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    7:30

    LOOK BEHIND YOUUUU!

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    Could you guys imagine a giant ravager?

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  • October 15, 2019 at 3:52 am
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    Lmao, cursed Firetruck too

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  • October 15, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    Lol that villeger

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  • October 15, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    Rip Villager #84

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  • October 15, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    Wut?

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  • October 15, 2019 at 8:14 am
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    ……

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  • October 15, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    good video

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  • October 15, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    FORTNITE IS GONE!!!!!

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  • October 15, 2019 at 2:17 pm
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    Rip Villager number 84

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  • October 15, 2019 at 3:21 pm
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    Yes men germannnn😂😂❤

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  • October 15, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    I love how the church's theme is the halo theme

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  • October 15, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    Österreich?

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