Let me just step right in I got things to invent i’m an innovator baby change the world Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl i’m a pimp you’re a nerd i’m slick you’re cheesy beating you is Apple II easy I make the product that the artist chooses and the GUI that Melinda uses I need a bring up some basic shit why’d you name your company after your dick? You blow, jobs you arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head with your own little spinning beach ball of death Hippie you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research combine all your little toys and i still crush that iPhone? iPad? iPwn? iSmack a man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay this taxes a man uses the machines i build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes well Steve you steal all the credit for work that other people do? did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? Ooo Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple I tripled the profits on a PC all the people with the power to create use an Apple and people with jobs use PC you know i bet they made this beat on an Apple nope, Fruity Loops PC! you will never ever catch a virus on an Apple well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC let’s talk about doctors I’ve seen a few cause i got a PC but it wasn’t from you I built a legacy son you could never stop it now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit fine!!! you wanna be like that die then!!! the whole world loved you but you were my friend I’m alone now with nothing but power an time and no one on earth who can challenge my mind I’m a boss!!! I own DOS!!! your future is my design!!!!! I’m a God!!!!! own Xbox!!!!!!!!! now there’s no one can stop me the world is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sorry Bill I’m afraid I can’t let you do that take a look at your history everything you built leads up to me I got the power of a mind you could never be I’ll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy I’m running C plus plus saying hello world I’ll beat you til you’re singing ’bout a daisy girl I’m coming out the socket nothing you can do can stop it I’m on your lap and in your pocket how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? your cortex just doesn’t impress me so go ahead try to Turing test me I stomp on a mac and a PC too I’m on Linux bitch I thought you GNU my CPU’s hot but my core runs cold beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old hasta la vista like the Terminator told ya

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • February 1, 2019 at 12:11 pm
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    ERB Season 6 will begin in Spring 2019. In the meantime please check out our second channel ERB2 where we have been posting some extra content including some 'flash in the pan'' rap battle videos. And keep the match-up suggestions coming!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    Hal 9000?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    This is the best epic rap battle! I have to watch every couple of months or so to see if it holds up…. and it does.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Champions League vs Superbowl or Olympics vs Fifa world cup

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    I’m coming out the socket…. nothing you can do to stop it…. I’m on your lap and in your pocket…. how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rockets???

    Really scary verse when you think about it… just sayin

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    I have a IPhone
    And a windows computer

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  • October 3, 2019 at 3:55 am
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    I would LOVE to see Linus Torvalds & Richard Stallman vs Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

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  • October 3, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    Steve jobs won the second he interrupted the intro

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  • October 3, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    2:01

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  • October 3, 2019 at 12:31 pm
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    Tu sei uno sbirro che quando mi ferma mi iterroga

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  • October 3, 2019 at 8:18 pm
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    "Why'd you name your company after your dick"

    Fucking Killshot

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  • October 3, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    I love the fact how Steve broke the fourth wall…..nice

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  • October 3, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    It has taken too long for me to catch that BASIC (shit) joke…

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    I thought Steve Jobs portrayed himself at first…

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:23 am
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    Why did you name your company after your dick…..

    Me…?

    My brain: it's Microsoft….

    Me: laughing like a pyscic

    The whole class..(: Insert freaky Tom meme here.)

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:21 am
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    1:15 GOD DAMN IT THANOS

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    Gates has a pretty good sense of humour, I'd love to hear his take on this, and likely more than a little insight.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:43 am
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    I think Mark Zuckerberg is the winner

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    Thanos vs joker

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Mate, 9 years later and this still bangs.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    I'm Boss
    I'm own dos
    Your future is my design
    I'm a god!! own xbox!!
    Now there's no one can stop me
    The world is mine!!!
    Bill gates

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  • October 5, 2019 at 12:13 am
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    Is it bad that I think bill gates won while I’m watching this on my iPad

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  • October 5, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    “A man uses the machines i build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes.” iTunes is also on windows.

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  • October 5, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    Hey, ERB. You guys should do Mario vs Sonic the Hedgehog.

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  • October 5, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    What's a hall 9000

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    01:29 "own xbox"
    Yes, Bill, you win!

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    HERE IT IS, 17 LINES OF CODES

    1. I'm sorry Bill
    2. I'm afraid I can't let you do that
    3. take a look at your history everything you built leads up to me
    4. I got the power of the mind you could never be
    5. I'll beat your ass in Chess and Jeopardy
    6. I'm running C plus plus saying hello world
    7. I'll beat you till you're singing 'bout daisy girl
    8. I'm coming out of the socket nothing you can do can stop it
    9. I'm on your lap and in your pocket
    10. how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
    11. your cortex just doesn't impress me so go ahead try to Turing test me.
    12. I stomp on a mac and a PC too
    13. I'm on Linux bitch I thought you GNU
    14. my CPU's hot but my core runs cold
    15. beat you in seventeen lines of code
    16. I think different from the engine of the days of old
    17. hasta la vista like the Terminator told ya

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    Antivax Child: "When I grow up a wanna be a-"

    Measles, Influenza, and the Common Cold: LEMME JUST STEP RIGHT IN

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  • October 5, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    Steve Jobs got thaonos snapped

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  • October 6, 2019 at 2:38 am
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    Bruh Linux ftw

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    This one is superb

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  • October 6, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    I love ERB's music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • October 6, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    “Why’d you name your company after your dick”

    His company is Microsoft

    I can’t stop laughing

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  • October 6, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    比尔·盖茨生于美国华盛顿州的西雅图,商人、软件专家。他是世界最大个人电脑软件公司的前首席执行官(CEO)和董事会主席,被福布斯评为世界首富。比尔·盖茨1973年毕业于湖滨高中(Lakeside School),后去哈佛就读。他和保罗·阿伦一起于1975年创立微软公司。比尔·盖茨也被怀疑有自闭症,可能有阿斯佩格综合征,但尚未获得证实。

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE RAP BATTLE!!!

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    We want artifical intelligence vs mankind rap

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    Steve faded before Thanos even snapped
    He's ahead of his time

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    I guess bill gates won in the end

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  • October 6, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    1:16 ERB called the Thanos snap

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  • October 6, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    Iphone niggas when theyre phone drops 3 inches and shaters the whole screen

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  • October 6, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    Oh shit Steve got thanos snapped

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    HAL 9000 won…virtual hands down…;)

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    0:22 Why did you name your company after you d***?

    Microsoft 😂😂🤣🤣

    Great hidden meaning guys👍

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    Steve jobs: user has left th channel
    Gates: Nobody can beat me
    NEW USER IN THE CHANNEL

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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    "Why'd you name your company after your dick?"

    Microsoft

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    Kid: School's gonna be so fun, i'm gonna make friends, and get a good job
    School education system: 0:05

    Edit: Changed 0:06 to 0:05

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Thomas Edison: Look what I invented
    Everyone else: 0:46

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    i hope nobody says linux won

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    "Why'd name your company after your dick" OMG
    Micro+Soft

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:40 am
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    You may make the video on: Newton vs gailelio

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    Why did u name ur company after ur dick?
    "Microsoft"
    Rolf xD

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    years later and im still in love with the line "i need to bring up some basic shit, why'd you name your company after your dick?"

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  • October 8, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    ASTA LA VISTA OH GOD NO

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  • October 8, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    when you live in Britain so the "you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC" line does not work.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    "I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is my design!"
    Me: Dude, you create Zune and Skype. Stfu

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  • October 9, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    they should make a hal 9000 vs watson

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  • October 9, 2019 at 11:42 am
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    Kid i wanna be a youtub…
    strict parent Your future is my design

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  • October 9, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    Its actually known that Bill Gates fears an AI/supercomputer takeover one day. Wonder if this influenced him

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  • October 9, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    Steve because every one has a Apple phone

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  • October 9, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    is anyone gonna acknowledge how fucking sad bill gates first couple lines in verse 2 are like poor bill bruh

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  • October 10, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    You bLoW JoBs…..
    Cant stop laughing on this line😂😂😂

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  • October 10, 2019 at 12:13 pm
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    A man uses the machines you build to play video games, the man uses the machines I build to fry up some eggs and bacon.

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  • October 10, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    Still the best rap battle IMO.

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  • October 10, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    Steve Jobs got snapped before it was a thing

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  • October 10, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    1:01 this has been stuck in my head all day

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  • October 10, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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    .R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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  • October 11, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    My teacher has a pc…..

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  • October 11, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    I love this beat

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  • October 11, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    Who else just randomly remembers this video and comes back to watch it again?

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  • October 11, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    The winner is Hal 9000

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  • October 11, 2019 at 12:32 pm
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    "So go ahead and turimg test me"
    EPICCCC

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  • October 11, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    I miss this

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  • October 11, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    John Jay vs. John Roberts

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    Hal 9000 was great

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:09 pm
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    1:16 He got thanos snapped

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:18 am
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    Steve Jobs was a victim of Thanos's snap

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:50 am
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    “A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes.” I can watch and record live TV with a Hauppauge TV Tuner. I even have a home theater computer with such tuner. With the right tuner and software, I instantly turned my PC into a DVR. Edge: PC.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    A sequel to this with all characters plus Mark Beaks.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    Dam dude the last time I was here this video had 100K views now it has 137M

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  • October 13, 2019 at 10:11 am
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    this rap happened during the events of infinity war, unfortunately bruce banner wanted bill gates to win this battle

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:16 pm
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    random kid: when I grow up I wanna be a docto-

    strict parents: YOUR FUTURE IS MY DESIGN

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  • October 13, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    i'm an innovator, baby

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  • October 13, 2019 at 11:32 pm
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    Speed at 1:25

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:30 am
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    WHEN YouTube was actually good… The classics

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:40 pm
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    Linux won

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:23 pm
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    Bill Won

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    A real quote from Steve Jobs: This is some serious gourmet shit.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    Every now and then I come back here. Remember when it was 9m views back in 2012.

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  • October 15, 2019 at 3:11 am
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    I thought the third person was the Terminator 🤔

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  • October 15, 2019 at 6:59 am
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    obma

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  • October 15, 2019 at 12:17 pm
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    Do Bill Gates act like that? XD

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  • October 15, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    Shrek vs Fat Bastard

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  • October 15, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    Ferească Dumnezeu

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  • October 15, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    Getting a blow job after washing your hair is fine if you need it to dry.

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  • October 16, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    If only people knew that the battle for greatness wasnt in 17 lines of code lol…

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  • October 16, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Could you make Rathalos vs Smaug and Rodan interupt them tited of their bullshit

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  • October 16, 2019 at 11:53 am
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    Why did you name your company after your d###

    Oof Steve that hurts

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  • October 16, 2019 at 12:29 pm
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    Steve jobs

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