[grunts] Take it, you fucking game! MMMMM! [explosion] [rock music] [engine roar] Argghhh! It’s a boy?! [volcano erupting] I’ll call you back! [explosion] [high pitched beeping] [beeping gets faster] [beeping gets excessively fast] [explosion] I gave you the money. Now give me back my son! You fuck. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. [explosion] Sonic ’06 was the game everybody and
their grandma wanted me to review. So I did, but there’s more to it! I only half-assed it, so why not go whole-ass? Which is the opposite of ass-hole. The torture continues, but the torture is all mine. So first off, I figured out how to beat
Silver and kick the shit out of him. Once you learn his pattern, he’s pretty easy: Just wait for him to try to launch the furniture at you, and homing-fuck him in the face until he’s dead. Finally, we get to the cutscene. Silver Shithog throws Sonic back as
he makes a stupid face and hits a wall. Oh, and of course, the Princess gets kidnapped
again only seconds after saving her! If she’s just gonna get captured again,
I might as well let Eggman keep her so I wouldn’t have to deal with all this bullshit! Now Sonic has to go fight Eggman
at his base, the White A-crap-olis. So now I run around aimlessly once again, until I finally
hit that magic area that lets me progress in the story. There’s no clear designation of where to go! I swear, the game just wants you to run around
aimlessly, until it decides you can progress! I hate this goddamn town. The droning music and robotic
people freak the shit out of me. I mean, look at this! Why are there no guard rails? If Sonic falls, he dies! What happens if a normal person falls
in there? That’s unsafe, god damn it! And right here, if Sonic stands on the curb a certain way, he splits reality into two alternate dimensions
existing in the same space and time. The visuals in this game give me a headache. Every time Sonic runs up or
down a curb, the screen jitters! And it’s not subtle either, the camera jerks down or up. So anyway, once you find a portal
to the next lev– er, ACT Mission, you’re treated to a totally rad snowboard level,
with some of the worst controls imaginable. Leave it to this game to make
a snowboarding level suck! This should be one of the high points in the game, but of course, it’s a warm, frothy
mug of chocolate shit-shake. Half the time I can’t go anywhere, or I
go in the completely wrong direction! Beat the ACT Mission, and Dr. Robo–
Eggman sends you into the future. You get another cutscene, and Shadow the Hedgehog tells
you that on August 20th, 1997, Eggman creates Skynet, and the world nukes itself, giving way for the machine
war, unless Tails gives birth to John Connor! Nah, that doesn’t happen, but basically
it’s a machine war and time travel… Why do you need that in a Sonic game?! Whatever happened to just saving
animals from becoming robots?! Telekinesis, time travel, treasure hunting, bat tits,
human princess and hedgehog romance… This game just feels like it was
never meant to be a Sonic game. I’m sorry to repeat myself, but sweet mercy,
these loading screens are fucking shit! And what’s worse is after it loads… … you’re still playing Sonic ’06. Between the levels taking forever and the
sheer amount of loading screens you see, this game is just stealing your life away! You’re stuck playing the game, but time is moving on, people are getting older, friends come and go, new music is starting to sound like shit to you, I see two squirrels fuckin’ outside my basement window–
oh, now there’s a new baby squirrel already! I could have spent all this time watching that
documentary about left-handed mattress makers, and you could have had a better hobby, like running
around the woods sniffin’ wolfs’ assholes! Could you imagine, getting close enough to a wolf!! To sniff! Its asshole!! Let’s play the fuckin’ game. Every level from here on out
gets more and more frustrating. The platform jumping in the
lava level is some of the worst! I like how when Sonic dies, he just
casually lays down ON the lava! All this Sonic ’06 has got me beat… Next you fight Eye-blis, or Ib-lis,
the prickly lava dick from hell. He’s easy, but you’ll be fighting
the camera just as much. Hit him a few times, loading screen,
cutscene, rinse and repeat. So once again we’re back here, running
around for another half an hour! [sick guitar riff]
Radical Train, dude! Yeah! And what exactly makes this train so radical? I don’t fuckin’ know, it looks like a regular train. Next time I have to travel,
I’m gonna take the Radical Train. On second thought, I should’ve carpooled. Ugh!! Beat the rest of the level, and you
once again save the Princess… … only to have her immediately stolen back by Eggman, and then saved again by Sonic
within a matter of minutes! Next, on to another cutscene, filled with awkward sexual tension between a
cartoon hedgehog and a human princess. And look, Sonic even gives her the bedroom eyes. [sultry jazz music] Ugh, twenty loading screens and another
creepy cutscene later, and guess what. The Princess gets captured!! AGAIN!! This time she just turns herself over to Eggman! A big fuck-you to all your hard work! So now you play as Tails for
some reason, which is annoying. He’s slower than shit comin’ out a sloth, and
the sound of his tails spinning is maddening! Seriously, listen to this sound repeatedly for a half-hour! [Tails grunting] [constant wooshing] [wooshing intensifies] AAAAAAGH!! Now we’re on to the real motherest of fucks. We’re nearing the end of the game, but these last
two levels are worse than anything up to this point. It starts with three trials to make it to the ancient castle. The first is the Trial of Knowledge. “This will test your mind”, more
like it’ll test my fuckin’ patience. The whole point is to take the
correct portals to get to the end. Nothing but trial and error, just keep
picking different portals until you get out. It sucks. The Trial of Courage is next,
and it’s a real heap of hog waste. This is definitely the worst of the three trials,
because you have to beat a bunch of enemies… … without any rings! Make one mistake, and you’re dead. Last is the Trial of Love?! Pick either Amy or the Princess,
it makes no difference either way. After the final trial, you get to ride
an eagle up to the next level, as it shits mid-flight! Get ready for this, you better buckle up your shit belt, because this game is about to get turned
up to eleven on the dick-turd scale. This level takes forever, and if you get a
Game Over, you have to do all these trials again! This level took me over an hour to beat. For real. You get to play as Silver in this level, who for
some reason doesn’t want to kill you anymore. He’s okay because he has telekinesis,
but he still controls like anal leakage. But you should already expect that! She dies?! So Sonic fails to save her, and then she dies?! So– so even when you DO save her, she
either gets captured again or turns herself in… … or fucking gets obliterated! So after you watch the Princess get fuckin’ destroyed, Sonic and Silver use their
Chaos Emeralds to go back in time! Really, so they could in time, well why not go back
in time and kill Eggman when he was a baby? How about go back in time and
stop this game from being made?! Anyway, so you run around town, you ring three bells, you open the final level, which is the Aquatic Base. Uurgh… alright, here it is, the final ACT Mission. By now you’ve adjusted yourself to the crap-factor,
and it’s not that the game is any easier, it’s just that you know how to approach its
shittiness after wasting hours of your life! That is until I reach by far the most
son-of-a-bitchiness obstacle in the entire game: The giant steel ball! This thing flies all over the damn place
with just a slight touch of the joystick! If the ball touches the laser, you fall to your death! I’m losing all of my fuckin’ lives here! Fuck! Fuck! Alright, we’re almost done, we’re almost done,
just– just focus, just focus, we’re almost done… we’re almost done! Phew! [furious trigger clicking] Yeah!! I’m almost there! I can feel it! I reach this room which looks
like a goddamn Virtual Boy game, except you’d actually rather play
the Virtual Boy than this garbage! Run through the windows, kill the remaining
robots, and you reach the end of the stage! So after three more cutscenes and
three more loading screens, it’s time! The final showdown between you and Eggman! The fight is frustrating as all hell. Every time he attacks, the camera moves, which changes the control directions! If you’re not ready for it, you can fly off the platform! The only way to attack is to wait for him to fly at you, then grab on to the horn and
crash him into the falling bombs. After you get three hits, his canopy opens and
you can attack him by homing into his face. Alright, here we go, I got ’em! Final shot! Here we go!! Ah… Damn, if that isn’t the sweetest loading screen ever. That’s right, gimme that motherfuckin’ S-rank! So on to the final cutscene: Sonic carries the Princess out of the flaming wreckage
of Eggman’s ship, the two share another sappy moment, and then like a vision of true beauty, the ending credits. Ah… thank god! Sonic ’06 is over! Aah, I can move on with my life! Except… there’s a bunch of extra side
episodes that are essential to the plot! Uuuuugh!! Seriously, the last thing I want to do after
beating Sonic ’06 is play more fuckin’ Sonic ’06! I’d rather rip every individual pube out of my
scrotum with salad tongs than play this anymore! Beat these episodes, and you get the final one,
which is the most frustrating. First off, Sonic dies! Yep, Sonic dies! So everyone has to scramble to get the seven
Dragon Balls– I mean, Chaos Emeralds to save his life. If you have the patience, you can collect
them all and put this shit to rest. The Princess uses the Emeralds to wake up Sonic and… and- and… uh, what? Wow. Can’t say I’ve ever seen that before! Well, Sonic ’06… it’s all done! Just to think, all the hours spent,
all that time, all that torture, and now… it’s all over? [sultry jazz music] [whipping]
[laughter] Gah! Yeah! You like th- aah! Aah! Yeah! Give it to me! Aagh! Aaah!! Aah! Yeah, yeah! Ugh! Yeah, oh you like it when I give
you those bedroom eyes! Aagh! Yeah! Uugh! Aagh! Just a heads-up, for fans of physical media who want
to collect Angry Video Game Nerd episodes on Blu-Ray, we now have four volumes on Blu-Ray, containing
147 episodes, up to Game Boy Accessories. Volume 1, known as AVGN X, crams in the first
100 episodes, plus bonus features, on two discs. X2 continues where it left off, with episodes
101-114, plus bonus features, on two discs. The episodes are fewer because that’s
when they started shooting in HD, so they’re presented in their full quality. X3 contains episodes 115-140,
plus bonus features, on two discs. Volume 4, Ready 4 Revenge, is brand-new with episodes
141-147, plus new bonus features, on one disc. Also, there’s AVGN: The Movie Blu-Ray, in surround
sound with over ten hours of bonus features, all on one disc, which I had no idea was even possible! There’s also James & Mike Mondays Blu-Ray,
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Sonic 2006 Part 2 (Xbox 360) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

100 thoughts on “Sonic 2006 Part 2 (Xbox 360) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

  • August 13, 2019 at 3:23 pm
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    The trial of love could have had a purpose. It could have decided if it was amy or elise who kissed sonic to come back to life. That makes me wonder if the elise kiss would be as infamous or as well known.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    Did you guys noticed that her legs look like chicken legs? 5:18

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:57 pm
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    You haven't beat Solaris.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:33 pm
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    Hey sega go died in hell 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    Finally GOD damn I found a friggin dragon ball z reference

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    7:03 no idea why but this was so funny to me

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    There once was a nerd named James. James was a strange nerd, but as nerds go, James was a good nerd.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    You was stupid 👿

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    3:46 You're welcome.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:37 pm
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    I love how the two silver fights are literally Just:
    Sonic saves princess
    silver stops him saying he must die
    You defeat silver but somehow in the cutscene he wins
    one of sonic's Friends saves him
    The princess gets kidnapped
    Rinse and repeat

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    We save the princess..1 second later shes taken again

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    1:00 This will never leave my head…

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:42 pm
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    Playing as tails… isn't treat superman theme? It's something I can't remember

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  • August 27, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    You are so stupid and dumb have made videos in a long time and also that got to get Sonic o-6 is super good I played it it's amazing overdramatic like every single day that we were videos you stupid you stupid freaking dummy

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Why does Iblis looks like a lava version of the reaper from Subnautica🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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    wolf asshole probably smells like ghe worst thing in earth

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    I still can’t believe I ever beat this game. I was really naive as a kid.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    10:54 Dragon Ball Z reference

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Press A
    NOW LOADING..

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  • September 1, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    Thats the reason Sonic o6 has those marks

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    hey nerd, what's the track at the end of the episode? the one that plays when you're advertising the blu-rays?
    nvmind. 😂

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  • September 2, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    Not on the PS3 version

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  • September 2, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    11:18

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:57 pm
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    if this isn't beastiality then i don't know what is' but if i was sonic the hedgehog i would stick it in her stink hole

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    4:37 the fucking misspelled IBRIS!

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:45 am
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    Peach: gets captured by Bowser in every single game
    Elise: gets captured by Eggman many times in the same game

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    The Xbox 360 is officially old enough for the nerd to review it…

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  • September 6, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    Why do I think that Eggman's machine looks like the Ender Dragon?

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  • September 6, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    I must be the only person that never has any problem with this game.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:55 am
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    Actually the version your playing IS THE MOST STABLE

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:33 pm
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    are the mattress makers left handed or are the mattresses made for lefties?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    5:15.
    That's all imma pointin' out

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    At least there's no games wor-
    *Everyone doubts that
    [Remembers Bubsy 3D]
    *[Everyone despied that]
    [World just fuggin' DIES]
    WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG!?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    she kisses a hedgehog? this is sick

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  • September 9, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    Casually lays on the lava? Well i mean its not like he would sink into it. The lava might be a liquid but it is much denser than he is. I mean, technically just jumping on those platforms would be close enough that the insanely hot air would cook his lungs from the inside out. Once he did hit the lava though he would bust into flames and bounce around wildly as all the liquid inside of him evaporates and creates jets of air rushing out of his orifices. It would be like air hockey only with Sonic's flame engulfed corpse. Isn't science fun?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 1:56 pm
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    I’m goin off the rail of radical train!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    8:04 actually endgame already solve your problem

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    You think that's bad? Wait 'till you hear about Sonic Boom.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 12:17 pm
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    Actually, the only GOOD thing about Sonic 06, besides the Music, IS the fucking load times
    Because it’s the only time your aren’t playing

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    LOL "they can gather the 7 Dragon Ba.. I mean Chaos Emeralds…"

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:11 am
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    I don’t care what anyone says he is and always will be dr robotnik period

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  • September 14, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    calm down yo just a ova do it

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    The trial of love could have a purpose if it decided if amy or elise kissed sonic. I wonder if that was the case would the elise kiss would be as infmous.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:41 pm
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    Eggman??
    …You mean Robotnik

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  • September 15, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    E seu m** porque você tá falando do jogo do Sonic em em seu nerd em seu m** porque você tá falando mal do jogo do Sonic

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    What's the song at 5:13?

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  • September 16, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    i smell asian word here..

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  • September 16, 2019 at 5:36 pm
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    6:04 Is that the Star Wars theme on accordion?

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  • September 16, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    I'm late but I definitely want to check out those Blurays 😃

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  • September 17, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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    "Crisis City Zone" music and "Dreams of an Absolution" are the only good things to come out of this game.
    Some people will argue Silver was one also, but I personally don't care about him. Damn if "Dreams" isn't jammin' though.
    EDIT: Crisis City's music might only be good because it's practically a remix of Super Mario 64's Koopa's Road theme. It's even in the same key.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    I wanna see the nerd play Dark Souls

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  • September 22, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    11:39 kinky af

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    The unused name: sonic the fanfic

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  • September 23, 2019 at 2:22 am
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    Finally

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  • September 23, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    After watching both parts, I feel like giving the game another go. No need to wish me luck, I can (and will) finish it again for the 4th time (just going through the story, skipping the missions).

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  • September 27, 2019 at 6:53 am
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    Hey now Nerd even Hedgehogs need love too.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 11:52 pm
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    I could make a comment about Sonic 06, but… LOADING….

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  • September 28, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    This is the way you should make your videos.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    I lobe sonic r avgn

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  • October 3, 2019 at 2:02 pm
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    James Rhodes would be proud of the Nerd for the suggestion to kill Eggman in his infancy.

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  • October 3, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    3:12 Sonic CD?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Sorry I'm hear is soso

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  • October 5, 2019 at 1:30 am
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    Dragon balls I mean chaos emeralds

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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    What is the credit music?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:11 am
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    Who's the purple and white guy?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:08 pm
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    10:55 I wonder when the AVGN will review Dragon Ball video games?

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  • October 9, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    We already knew he was a masochist. This just confirms it

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  • October 9, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    Hey you didn't feature Solaris it's the most awesome fight in the game

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  • October 10, 2019 at 2:14 am
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    Ending music is awesome!

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  • October 10, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    Sonic fans punching the air rn

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    You forgot it was on ps3

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    So James Rolfe thinks it's a guilty pleasure game

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:00 am
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    Sonic 06 looks like zoophilia

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  • October 13, 2019 at 11:22 pm
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    The opening

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:36 am
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    Every line that comes out of his mouth in a millesecond is just as enjoyable to listen to as the last line

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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    9:12 Hey Nerd someone calling you

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  • October 16, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    This review is a MILLION times better than Game Dude's review

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  • October 16, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    The only good thing about this game is the fact that Elise is hot.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    Will you review elder scrolls red guard or cool boarders?

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  • October 19, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    Damn… even Aliens: Colonial Marines wasn't this shitty. And at least ACM got patches and updates down the road that made it tolerable, although nothing could salvage that crappy plot.

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  • October 20, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    8:02 "Why not go back in time and kill Eggman when he was a baby? How about go back in time and stop this game from being made?!" 😂😂

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  • October 20, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    3:10 XD he predicted Terminator 2019 3 years prior!

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  • October 20, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    3:00 fan-fiction

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  • October 22, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    The Polybius and Robocop videos were retconed out of the AVGN timeline.

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  • October 24, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    James you just are bad at videogames my dude!

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  • October 26, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    Seem james dosen't like the cutscenes on video games

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  • October 27, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    That ending was fucking disturbing

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  • October 27, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Iblis means devil in turkish

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  • October 27, 2019 at 2:14 pm
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    In 1997, Eggman takes control of NERV and SEELE after murdering Gendo Ikari with his robots to initiate the Human Instrumentality Project and cause the Third Fuckin' Impact himself for the sake of the construction of his Eggmanland.

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  • October 27, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    When he was showing the tails part could anyone else hear a rendition of the Star Wars theme playing?

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  • October 27, 2019 at 8:39 pm
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    This looks like super man 64 on crack.

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  • October 27, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    3:12 "Basically it's a machine war and time travel…Why do you need that in a Sonic game? Whatever happened to just saving animals from becoming robots?"

    Sounds like someone forgot about Sonic CD.

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  • October 28, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    3:04
    cough*sonic movie*cough

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  • November 1, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    Anyone else mad the thumbnail got changed?

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  • November 2, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    Sonic unleashed is better than this game

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  • November 3, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    What the furgeballs

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  • November 4, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    It aint that great of a game actually.

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  • November 4, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    I like that Cinemassacre is changing the thumbnails of the AVGN videos! I wonder why they're doing that though!

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  • November 7, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Wanna play a good, no really good game on the Xbox360? Try sonic generations. Better than this and definitely faster loading screens near 30 seconds.

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  • November 8, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    Isn't there a level with supersonic?

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