Aww man! You gotta help us, man! I said I wanted to get high. And I said I wanted to smoke with these guys. And they took us like way too literally, man! Corwin: This is SpicyWaffle, I’m Corwin Uko: And I’m Uko! And this is METAL SLUG 1, or apparently… SUPER VEHICL-001 METAL SLUG There’s like some Zeppelins, and some tanks, and all sorts of crazy shit like that. It looks like they’re attacking a city. It’s gonna be awesome! This just came out on Steam like 2 hours ago or something and I guess that’s kinda late given that it came out in 1992 or something like that. Something like that for all I know. But we are going to be kicking some ASS on this. We’re gonna go ahead and go with the 20 credits, but if we fail we’re just going to go full on wuss mode And go with the freeplay.
[Uko]: I couldn’t agree more. Okay, so here we go!
Aww, I don’t get to be Fio! I wanted to be Fio! It’s just like a sausage party now!
[Uko]: Aww, that sucks! That’s some bullshit. Aww yeah!
At least we still get to kill… Not… Nazis? Or Not-zis? That guy was trying to knife me,
and I swear I just murdered a pig. [Uko]: I think I saw that too. Hey look. Look at our reflections in this puddle.
That’s actually pretty cool. [Uko]: Yeah, for the time that’s really awesome.
[Corwin]: Yo, somebody beached a submarine. Well, I guess we’re gonna murder the shit out of everyone. [Uko]: Hippies! Hippie! Give me your pants.
[Corwin]: Aww yeah! I’m glad that hippies have been in this game since the beginning. Ya know? It just wouldn’t be cool to not have the hippies. I need that hippie action in my life. [High-pitched scream from Corwin]
Don’t you drop your fucking shit on me
[Uko]: Oh god! You can drop your shit on Uko
’cause he’s just gonna take it. Oh god!
[More high-pitched screams] Okay this thing is not nearly as
difficult as the Helicopters were in METAL SLUG 3.
[Uko]: Yeah, in 3 the helicopters… I wonder if the series progressively got more and more crazily difficult. of the year and threw a fucking for PO
and destroy related the that’s that’s one of arm owner feels the same follows a
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exploding for her home I mean it’s a danger barrel tell
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guess is that in that number not the snowball says
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I was still in there rip okay so that’s it for the
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looking at your fire bitches all that nice pile Orleans know that’s good
for still for some this it ok yes Wow guy I was bloody end zone the world bookends yeah into the sacred book retooled
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Planes, Trains and Murdermobiles — Let’s Play METAL SLUG 1 (Steam PC) (Part #1) (Local co-op)

13 thoughts on “Planes, Trains and Murdermobiles — Let’s Play METAL SLUG 1 (Steam PC) (Part #1) (Local co-op)

  • June 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm
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    Awesome video keep up the good work!
    Btw im not gonna say FIRST! Oh wait fuck i just did :/

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  • August 18, 2015 at 1:50 am
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    Watch the video with captions. Funniest thing ever!

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  • March 12, 2016 at 8:06 am
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    you're making me really want to buy this game now

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  • November 26, 2016 at 11:19 am
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    you guys suck at metal slug

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  • November 26, 2016 at 11:20 am
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    i allways

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  • November 26, 2016 at 11:20 am
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    i allways die in misión 5

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  • November 26, 2016 at 11:21 am
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    but you guys are very funny

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  • January 1, 2017 at 9:44 am
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    The rebels aren't nazis.

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  • July 6, 2017 at 1:12 pm
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    he's called allen-o-niel and there not Nazis there the modern army

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  • July 6, 2017 at 1:15 pm
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    the generals and sargents are general modern Allen-o-neil HI-DO

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  • July 26, 2017 at 12:21 am
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    Really coincidential how they said Allen was the first alien at the same place you actually see the first UFO.

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  • March 9, 2018 at 5:27 pm
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    atari salonunda 1 jeton ile oyun bitiriyordum.özlüyorum o günleri I ended the game with 1 coin in the atari room

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  • February 15, 2019 at 2:48 pm
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    I played metal slug 1 and 3

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