– [Nathan Voiceover]
If you’re handing over your computer to a stranger, there’s nothing you care
more about than your privacy, so for computer repair shops like Los Angeles-based Cyberguy, earning customers’ trust
is a huge struggle. – We are saying them, we are not gonna looking
at the files and folders, or private files, but they don’t
trust. (soft piano music) – [Nathan Voiceover] The reason
is that most of us have
things on our computer that we don’t want seen. As someone with a recurring
medical issue, I keep photos on my laptop that are meant only for my
doctor’s eyes, and when my computer breaks
down, I can never be certain
that a repair technician won’t be tempted to snoop. But fortunately for Cyberguy
owner Herman Akbiyik, I had a solution. – Your biggest problem is, no matter how much you tell your
customers you’re not gonna look at
their nude or sexy pics, they’ll always be skeptical because you’re a sexual being,
right? – Okay, so, whatever desire I
have, it’s not gonna be affecting my
business. – What do you mean? – Okay, if you don’t eat foods, you’re hungry always, okay? – Mm-hmm. – If you eat food, you’re gonna
be full. You don’t feel anymore your
hunger. – Right. – So if you don’t
pleasure yourself at home, maybe you’re gonna feel it at
the office, or while walking on the street, you can feel those desires, in a
way. – So you’re saying you pleasure
yourself so much at home that it doesn’t affect you at
work. – Correct. (ominous music) – [Nathan Voiceover]
Despite Herman’s claim that he gets everything out of
his system before arriving at work each
morning, his customers will never
completely trust him because he’s a sexual being. But if Herman recruited repair
technicians from the one percent of
Americans who identify as asexual, meaning they have no
sexual desires whatsoever, customers could finally feel
confident about getting their computers
repaired without the staff being tempted to look at their private photos. The plan, put customers at ease by offering the world’s first
asexual computer repair. – I see. When they see any image, nude
image, so they’re not gonna be
desired or affecting? – In theory, yes. – In theory, I see. – [Nathan Voiceover] Neither
Herman nor I knew much about asexuality, but he was willing to give it a
shot. So I went to the internet’s
most popular asexuality forum and posted a job notification to
see if anyone would fit the
criteria that Herman would need, and later that week, I set up
interviews with everyone who responded. – You know, just the lack of
feeling, a sexual attraction, and need
for sex, is all that asexuality truly is, and there’s a spectrum to it
too. – So if you’re not thinking
about sex, what are you thinking about? – Well, it always depends. I mean, I suppose, most of the
time, I’m actually thinking about
superheroes, my favorite of which being
Aquaman, hence the orange shirt. – So when most people are
thinking of sex, you’re thinking of Aquaman? – Well, that’s a funny way of
putting it, but I suppose so. – [Nathan Voiceover] After
learning more about the asexual lifestyle, I was feeling optimistic
that this could work. – So right now, sitting across
from me, you feel no sexual attraction? – No, you’re another person to
me. – Whoa. – I was born an asexual, and I assume that I
shall still be an asexual upon leaving this world. – [Nathan Voiceover] So after
a rigorous vetting process using a heart rate monitor to
judge their physical response to a
series of stimulating images I found
in a stock photo database … – Do you find this sexual
arousing? – No. – [Nathan Voiceover] I
offered the job to the two who showed no spike in heart
rate no matter how stimulating the
image was. So the next day, I brought
the new recruits to Cyberguy to introduce them to Herman. – So this is Nicky and Randy, and they’re asexual, which means they don’t have a desire to look at any customers’ private
nudes or sexy photos. You know, they just
don’t have those urges. – And also a sense of privacy, I
mean. – Yeah, definitely, privacy is important to everybody.
– Not because of asexuality. – Right, but someone like
Herman might be tempted. – Yeah, possibility. – Right, yeah, but you
wouldn’t be tempted ever? – No, no, no. – Right, so that’s why. – [Nathan Voiceover] Their
lack of arousal was perfect, but they still weren’t computer
experts. – I’ve removed viruses
from computers before, but with instructions. – [Nathan Voiceover] So
knowing they would need Herman’s close guidance
when doing a repair, I installed a series of walls
in the back of the store to create a quarantined
viewing booth for Herman so the repair area would remain free of sexual contamination. The only access point
into the inner chamber was through a military-grade key
code lock that only the asexuals
would have the code to. So after putting up a
brand new banner out front and giving the repair staff
their code to enter the desexualized zone
… – The code is 1234, okay? So don’t tell Herman, okay. – [Nathan Voiceover] The
securely sealed themselves inside the repair area while me and Herman waited
for customers up front. – You didn’t see the code,
right? – No, I didn’t. – Do you promise? – I promise. – Okay. – [Nathan Voiceover] Before
long, the first customer arrived. – It’s very slow, and it’s hard for me to get
to the internet sometimes. – [Nathan Voiceover] So it was
time to see if he’d be impressed by the new
service. – I don’t know if you saw our
sign, but we’re the only computer
repair shop in town that offers a fully
asexual repair service. – Okay. – Are you familiar with
asexuals? – No, I’m not. – Okay, so the entire time
your computer is here, no one with any sexual
desires will be touching it, and that is the Cyberguy
guarantee, right? – Yes, for sure, 100% guarantee
that. – Full disclosure, Herman
is a sexual person, but he will not be touching
your computer at any point. – What does that mean,
he’s a sexual person? – Yeah, that means, a
sexual person, as me, so we having some desires
for looking at the picture, digging, looking inside, so
we’re curious about what is inside,
what’s contained inside, it’s a nude photos, videos,
stuff. – So he has those desires. – But the other people don’t? – They don’t, the people
that will be repairing it. – [Nathan Voiceover]
The first customer was excited by the concept. (bell rings) – So now an asexual is coming
up? – Yes.
– Got you. (dramatic music)

Nathan For You – Fixing Computer Repair
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100 thoughts on “Nathan For You – Fixing Computer Repair

  • March 25, 2019 at 9:57 pm
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    Poor guy

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  • March 26, 2019 at 11:56 am
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    The asexual guy is called RANDY! Get out of here

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  • March 30, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    " Their lack of arousal was perfect "

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  • April 1, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    I LOVE AQUAMAN GUY

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  • April 5, 2019 at 12:38 am
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    Epsiodes like this make me feel bad he's clearly a hard working and trustworthy guy and he's being humiliated without realising

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  • April 5, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    Why am I just finding this show? Genius.

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  • April 6, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    LOOKS LIKE VEGETA GOT A HAIRCUT

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  • April 7, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    Holy shit aquaman is cringey as hell

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  • April 8, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    This man tells the whole world when he masturbates, how can no one trust him?

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  • April 11, 2019 at 7:55 am
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    “Possibly”……?

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  • April 13, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    Nathan always makes me laugh so much

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  • April 15, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    I like Herman

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  • April 15, 2019 at 5:58 pm
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    I can’t tell if these are real or not

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  • April 21, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    The ace rep we deserve

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  • May 1, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    fuckin hilarious

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  • May 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm
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    This is so underrated. Fielder literally doesn't do anything other than perfect in this show back to back. Comedic and television masterpiece that should be considered one of the greatest comedies of all time.

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  • May 16, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    All Priest should be Asexuals

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  • May 24, 2019 at 9:18 pm
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    Man these asexual people look like fuckin nuts

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  • May 27, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    Damn, orange shirt guy didn't make the cut. Maybe there were some Aquaman pics in that slideshow.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 6:59 am
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    This show is like what happens when you bring a comedy show into the real world. Like the Fat Albert movie with Kenan Thompson

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  • June 2, 2019 at 7:36 am
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    I love how now one in this comment section cares about how he took pictures of his dick and put them on the show just to make a point

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  • June 2, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    maybe it wouldve been even funnier to make the code 8008

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  • June 3, 2019 at 2:46 pm
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    Isn’t it illegal to ask about someone’s sexuality during a interview?!?! Fuckkkk lmao how are these kids so chill with working for a dude who just ask about their sexual thoughts sksksksks

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  • June 5, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    Aquaman is dripping with autism

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  • June 6, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    Perfect cut at the end.

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  • June 6, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    Jewelry photography?

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  • June 6, 2019 at 1:35 pm
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    The funniest shit would be that when he rings the bell, the workers don’t respond right away cuz they are fu***ng.😂😂😂😂

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  • June 8, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    i feel so accepted

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  • June 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Da fuk I thought we were fixing computers

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  • June 10, 2019 at 12:13 am
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    you can fix my computer Nathan —👄👁

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  • June 10, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    I love how the opposite of asexual is sexual

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  • June 11, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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    Way too funny how the customer couldn't hold in his laugh at the end

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  • June 13, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    This gives me so much anxiety because i had my cellphone in these repair places twice( i couldnt delete the PICs because the screen wasnt working)

    Until now a days i have to do therapy because having leaked nudes can Destroy a womans life and I constantly feel like It Will happen to me

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  • June 14, 2019 at 4:52 am
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    That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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  • June 17, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    FYI the intro music is called "hearts of courage" by two steps from hell.

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  • June 17, 2019 at 9:03 pm
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    Me when the video gets to 0:28
    Hold up

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  • June 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Why….he really showed a pixelated version of his junk on national television! XD

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  • June 21, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    4:15 riGhT buT sOme onE liKe hErmAN miGhT Be TeMptEd

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  • June 21, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    At the start I thought the guy was sprinkling cheese onto his laptop
    What the fuck

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  • June 24, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    Thats not enough blur out..

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  • June 24, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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    im not saying that this is right, but whenever i hear someone say that they're asexual i assume that they're lying for attention

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  • June 27, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    That’s pretty big

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  • June 28, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    Pictures only meant for my doctors eye

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  • June 28, 2019 at 2:25 pm
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    This is the least funny thing I have seen in a very long time. How disappointing

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  • June 28, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Every time a bell rings, an asexual fixes something 🎵

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  • June 29, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    I'm ace and in need of a job, where can I apply lolol

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  • June 29, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    So, is he still hiring?

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  • July 2, 2019 at 9:58 am
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    What the fuck

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  • July 4, 2019 at 12:06 pm
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    I'd tear up that asexual niki girl in a second.

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  • July 6, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    This guy is a marketing genius

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  • July 6, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    What do you mean? Robots already repair computers.

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  • July 8, 2019 at 1:27 pm
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    I Masterbate so much at home, I don't need to masterbate at work..
    Correct.. HAHAHA

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  • July 8, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    Anyone else see it coming as soon as sex came up?

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  • July 8, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    Why was one of the asexual people who responded to the ad Severus Snape?

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  • July 9, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    I only wonder which pics worked on those who failed the test. Was it the wedding pic secretly?

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  • July 12, 2019 at 7:48 am
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    That girl was kinda cute man. What a shame..

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  • July 12, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    give me my 7 minutes back, moron

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  • July 15, 2019 at 9:53 pm
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    Herman jerks off at some so much because of all the nudes he pulls off of laptops he repairs

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  • July 17, 2019 at 4:17 am
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    the orange shirt-clad asexual person was remarkably well-spoken

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  • July 22, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    Women and gays all seem really into Nathan, based on comment sections. As sexual beings, none of you are qualified to look at my computer.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    Is no one going to talk about those intro pics literally could see the glands how did this air?!?

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  • July 25, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Did Nathan just show us his cock? I mean, albeit within like ten pixels but still

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:46 pm
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    When are new Nathan For You episodes coming? I

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  • July 30, 2019 at 2:45 am
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    I need Nathan to help my business. Badly

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  • July 31, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    Eric Koston at 2:36

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  • July 31, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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    Somebody asexual is dumb as fuck think they are smarter or better than nature itself

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  • August 2, 2019 at 4:42 pm
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    “Love computers? Hate sex?” Idk why but I literally laughed out loud😂

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  • August 3, 2019 at 8:00 am
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    This show baffles me at how far he can push them

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    This is not funny whatsoever

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    so.. im new to this show, and is this skit or what?

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    a q u a m a n

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    My gawd!!! "So, you're saying you pleasure yourself at home, so you dont need to do it at work!?" …"correct!" creep smile

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    Dude just encrypt the files

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    I'm going straight to the comment sections calling out a ridiculous background image….so many images

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    This is hard to finish

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:54 pm
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    Jordan Schlansky?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    3:14 why are her glasses square on one side and round on one side

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  • August 19, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    The Military Grade Keycode Lock I lost it.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    That ended on a cliffhanger !!!!!! Where’s the rest of episode ….

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  • August 29, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    Herman is a legend

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    this dudes favorite super hero IS FUCKING AQUA MAN? make a more convincing script comedy central THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    he also photographs jewellery?

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  • September 6, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    stop there’s no way these people are real

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    Lol I love the implication that those two guys were turned on by those photos

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    6:26

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  • September 15, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    Just another fine career I can't do. I'd do a pile of rocks if a snake was in it…

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    In the asexual community we refer to people who have a drive for sex allosexual.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    Did he…did he take those just for the show?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    Does anyone know how much of this is scripted?

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  • September 25, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    "I've removed viruses before, but with instructions". Sigh Tough luck working in computer repair when all you know is how to use antivirus software/manually removing malware. Going to need some serious training

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:48 pm
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    "Yeah that's means so… uh sexual person… as me… so we havin' some desires for lookin' at the picture, diggin', lookin' in inside, so… we are curious about uh what is inside- what's contained inside that's uh nude photos, videos stuff…"

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    Randy is asexual

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    This one is intense

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  • October 6, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    Nathan's shirt is from uniqlo.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    "The code is 1, 2, 3, 4…" LMAO

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  • October 9, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Nice adress for a computer repair store… i know im not going to look for it… 0:06

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