♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing… it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I… I ain’t, I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not here, is she? How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!? One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. [O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫ ♫ In a young girl’s heart… ♫ ♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫ ♫ And it’s magic, if the music is groovy. ♫ ♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫ ♫ I’ll tell you about the magic, it’ll free your soul, ♫ ♫ but it’s like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫ [Heavy screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫ ♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫ [Scout screams!] ♫ Your feet start tapping and you can’t seem to find… ♫ ♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫ No! [Medic screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫ ♫ We’ll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫ ♫ And maybe, if the music is right… ♫ I’m burning! [Scout screams!] Help! [O.S.] Aaahhh! ♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫ ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ [Whistling.] ♫

Meet the Pyro
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100 thoughts on “Meet the Pyro

  • November 3, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    I fear no man.
    But that thing.
    Shitty mobile game ads
    It scares me.

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  • November 3, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    I fear no man
    but that thing
    overwatch 2 more copyright
    it scares me…

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  • November 3, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    0:27 subtitles say: "hes not here is she?"

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  • November 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    Pyro is my type (*´꒳`*)

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  • November 3, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    I fear no man
    But that thing.
    Furaffinity.com
    It scares me.

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  • November 3, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    I dont even think pyro knows this is a war and his goggles are whats making him see his fantasy-world, and the worst part about it is that for the others it seems pyro has no empathy over them but pyro dosen't know this and he thinks he is just helping everyone.

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  • November 3, 2019 at 9:22 pm
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    Me: I fear no man
    Sexy Danny Devito
    but that thing, it scares me

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  • November 3, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    So hes a phycopath that doesnt know hes a phycopath?

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  • November 4, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    Why is red scared of them pyro is red and is on there team that dummy scout

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  • November 4, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    This must have been fun as hell to animate

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  • November 4, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    Never seen such a contrast in tone in a single video

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  • November 4, 2019 at 12:55 pm
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    Saeko Busujima: "I Fear No Man… But That Thing"

    Fang From Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal

    Saeko Busujima: "It Scares Me"

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  • November 4, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    if you believe in magic ……. 😉

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  • November 4, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    Valve: I fear no man. But that thing?
    The Number 3: *exists*
    Valve: It scares me

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  • November 4, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    When You Play FNAF World And FNAF VR At The Same Time

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  • November 4, 2019 at 10:40 pm
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    I fear no date but that one

    27th june the day i was born and this video was posted

    It scares me

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  • November 5, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    I fear no man.
    But that thing
    People saying tf2 is trash
    It scares me

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  • November 5, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    What did Scout have on him?

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  • November 5, 2019 at 2:43 am
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    I fear no man. But that thing vsco girls it scares me.

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  • November 5, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    I fear no man
    But that girl
    Eleven (stranger things)
    It scares me.

    Comment worse fears below.

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  • November 5, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Boat: I fear no man but thing * picture of Phil swift * It scares me

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  • November 5, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    If someone says tf2 is a kids game I show them this, they always look mortified afterwards.

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  • November 5, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    Now, let’s be really honest here. Pyro has no clue that this is a war. The goggles are making him see what he’s seeing. So don’t call Pyro insane.

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  • November 5, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    pain

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  • November 5, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    That man I saw, I’m all but certain it was… Gordon Freeman

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  • November 5, 2019 at 5:36 pm
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    If there's one thing i hate the most, then it's hearing a human scream at the top of their lungs while burning. Poor Sniper.

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  • November 5, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    The fact that red team is talking about their own pyro

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  • November 5, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    0:38 that's what I said when I watched Halloween

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  • November 5, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    a little schizo

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  • November 5, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    To find my engineer
    Burned to the bone as the pyro struts away

    I felt that :'(

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  • November 6, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    I fear no man.
    But that thing,
    ’I fear no man’ Meme Format
    It scares me.

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  • November 6, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    7 year old me: I fear no man
    But that thing
    Dark room
    7 year old me: It scares me

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  • November 6, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    I really like this one

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  • November 6, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Now he is the most op class in the game

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  • November 6, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    How the meet the pyro vid wants you to feel: this mumbling psychotic abomination lives in a fake fantasy that he believes is real, the actions he commits is horrific and gruesome and he doesn't even know what he's really doing.
    What most pyro mains think: I can't wait to play as my fursona!

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  • November 6, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    0:29 what do u mean u are on the red team and the pyro is on the red team…….

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  • November 6, 2019 at 6:35 am
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    I can feel your fear.

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  • November 6, 2019 at 7:54 am
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    Sorry, but I don't think i want to meet the pyro

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  • November 6, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    Pyro aka Hell trooper aka "that thing"

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  • November 6, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    Pyro story is sad 😢

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  • November 6, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    Half of the the comments are about i fear no man.

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  • November 6, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    Friendly hoovy : I fear no man
    But that thing
    F2P w+m1 pyro
    It scares me

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  • November 6, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    I fear no man.
    But that thing
    New sonic movie
    It scares me.

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  • November 6, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    😶

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  • November 7, 2019 at 1:37 am
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    0:11–0:19 and a meme was born

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  • November 7, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    Do you believe in magic

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  • November 7, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    Pyro is my favorite character what is your

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  • November 7, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    will you drink the blue juice under the sink 0:56

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  • November 7, 2019 at 6:16 am
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    So at the end as you can see through soldier's body is that his world, so, does that mean you can look through a dead body to see what pyro sees and explain the rest of the world why he's being a psycho and everything ?

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  • November 7, 2019 at 8:03 am
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    I fear no man…
    But that thing…
    Pyro with the degreaser and an unusual going full W+M1
    It scares me.

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  • November 7, 2019 at 9:06 am
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    I fear no man looks At Fortnight black hole but that thing it scares me

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  • November 7, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    I Fear No Man
    But That Thing
    No-Nut November
    It Scares me

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  • November 7, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    Spy: INobody knows what thoughts lie behind that mask of cruelty…
    Pyro: candlyland

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  • November 7, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    and thats why i main pyro

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  • November 7, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    “Mmhh mmmh hmm mh”
    Pyro, 2019

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  • November 7, 2019 at 9:30 pm
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    Can't lie kinda scared of pyro

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  • November 8, 2019 at 12:44 am
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    i fear no man… but that thing… it scares me

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  • November 8, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    0:56 That is how when O watch too much girly and childish cartoon, when I dream this frikin unacceptable image.

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  • November 8, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    1:23 scorch shot sweats in a nutshell

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  • November 8, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    İts actually sad that he thinks he is doing a good thing but in reality he is killing people

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  • November 8, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    I love how the pyro in this video destroys the entire blue team yet in an actual match they just w+m1 and die in like 5 seconds

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  • November 8, 2019 at 5:11 am
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    I don't know why but I feel identified with pyro because I love burning things and I imagine myself in a reality where I am a psychopath and I kill people :3

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  • November 8, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    And here we are questioning whether or not Pyro is a boy or girl

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  • November 8, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    I fear no man,
    But that thing,
    Herobrine
    It scares me.

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  • November 8, 2019 at 1:38 pm
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    dear god
    the weird baby things are worse than pyro
    like pyros an adorable little bean compared to those… THINGS

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  • November 8, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    I fear no man, but that thing… I't scares me.

    Heavy- teamfortress 2

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  • November 8, 2019 at 6:30 pm
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    0:18 it scares me

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  • November 8, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    Karen: I fear no man but that thing
    vaccines
    It scares me

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  • November 8, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    Insanity
    Genocide
    Fear
    Unicorns

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  • November 8, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    guys why u so stupid hes just on his vr headseat playing tf2 pyro

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  • November 8, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    Now i understand pyrovision
    Edit:i think pyro is the best, but spy is the smartest

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  • November 8, 2019 at 10:16 pm
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    Jesus Christ what the f*** is that

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  • November 8, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    do you believe in magic

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  • November 9, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    Pyro is crazy as hell

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  • November 9, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    This Guy got High on MACERONI!!!!

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  • November 9, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    The fact that pyro can kill all these people without a slight thought of remorse scares me.

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  • November 9, 2019 at 9:13 am
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    2:12
    engie's burnt to the fucking bone on the right

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  • November 9, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    is it wierd that i wold like to live in pyroland?

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  • November 9, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    I would be afraid of the pyro as well if I knew that pyro single handedly wiped out the blu team

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  • November 9, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    I kinda feel bad for Pyro. He probably doesn't even know hes murdering people, or if he even means to kill them.

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  • November 9, 2019 at 8:20 pm
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    Do you believe in magic?

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  • November 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    Did pyro really shoot scout with a flare gun?

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  • November 9, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    I fear no man but that thing
    Medic with small body
    It's scares me

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  • November 9, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    2:04 this legit made me shit my pant

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  • November 9, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    PYRO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN IN CANON KILL AN INTIRE TEAM!

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  • November 10, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    So this is how Australian censorship works

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  • November 10, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    Me back then: Lol waht is dis

    Me now understanding the vid: Holy shi-

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  • November 10, 2019 at 4:46 am
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    Everyone as a baby is hilarious

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  • November 10, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    0:06 how /pol/ really is

    0:55 also how /pol/ really is

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  • November 10, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    I love how a game can make better animations and compelling characters in one to two minutes and maybe a few comics than three one-hour thirty minute movies.

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  • November 10, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    Teachers be like:

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  • November 10, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    Teachers: I fear no no man
    But that thing
    Hood is
    It scares me

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  • November 10, 2019 at 9:15 am
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    0:11
    Teachers when they see someone using their phone in class

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  • November 10, 2019 at 9:59 am
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    real: aaaaaaaaaaaa i burn burn aaaaaaaa
    in eye pyro : is beautiful a baby

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  • November 10, 2019 at 10:28 am
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    scout: is he not here, is she?

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  • November 10, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    1:41 first day of school be like

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  • November 10, 2019 at 5:27 pm
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    0:32
    Pyro:FBI OPEN UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

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  • November 10, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    Did you make mann co no more and are you the real channel

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  • November 10, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Even the HAPPY WORLD EXPLODED. WHAT. THE. HELL.

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