Dwight: What is this? Jim: Happy Holidays, Dwight. But don’t open it till Christmas. You’re so pathetic. How long did this take you? 3 Hours? 5 minutes, actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping. Yeah, no such thing. They don’t give out black belts for things that are stupid. [scoffs] Well, I hope it was worth it, ’cause I’m gonna take it apart in about 5 minutes. I think it’ll take you a little bit longer than that. Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes, I ought to be to cut my way– [Beep] It’s kinda blurry. That’s better. Question. What kind of bear is best? That’s a ridiculous question. False. Black bear. Well, that’s debatable, there are basically two schools of thought. Fact, bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Bears do not– What is going on!? What are you doing!? Last week, I was in a drug store, I saw these glasses, $4, and it only cost me $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, and that makes a grand total of… [a few beeps later…] $11. Michael: Here’s what’s gonna happen, I am going to have to fix you, manage you two on a more personal scale. A-A more micro form of management, Jim, what is that called? Jim: Micro-gament. Boom. Yes. Michael: Now, Jim is going to be the client, Dwight, you are going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile, or difficult, Let’s go. Dwight: Alright, fine. [clears throat] Ring. Bill Buttlicker: Hello? Dwight: Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin paper company. Oh, that’s great, ’cause I need paper. Excellent, you are in luck, because we are having a limited time offer only on EVERYTHING. Oh, this is my lucky day! Michael: Ask him his name. Dwight: What is your name sir? I am Bill Buttlicker. Really? that’s your real name? Bill: How dare you! My family built this country, by the way!? Michael: be respectful, Dwight, please. Dwight: Yes Michael. Dwight: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. Jim: [Places bobblehead on table] Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim: MICHAEL! Dwight: Oh, that’s funny, MICHAEL! Bill: Hold on one second, that’s my other line. Dwight: Wha- No- But I- Bill: [On other line] Hello? [scoffs] oh yeah, I was just on the phone with a STUPID salesman, he’s SO dumb. Probably just keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. [Long pause…] Okay. Michael: It’s up to you to change his mind. [Click] Bill: Sorry, that was a family emergency. Dwight: Oh no! what’s wrong? Bill: You know what? That’s private. Michael: Boundaries! Dwight! Come on! Karen: Hey. Jim: Hey. Karen: Who are you faxing so early in the morning? Jim: Oh, um…. Kinda hard to explain. I don’t have a TON of contact with the Scranton branch but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight’s stationary. So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes, from himself, from the future. “Dwight, at 8:00 A.M today, someone poisons the coffee, do NOT drink the coffee, more instructions will follow, cordially, Future Dwight.” [Stanley walks out with a fresh cup of coffee] [Dwight sprints around the office like a madman] Dwight: NO!! *Poor Stanley* You’ll thank me later. Dwight: As I was saying, We’re having a limited- Bill: You’re gonna have to talk a little bit louder, I’m hard of hearing. Michael: Sorry if he’s an old man. Dwight: Okay, as I was saying, right now– Bill: Gotta talk louder. *Louder* Okay, our prices have never been lower. Bill: Son, you have to talk louder. Dwight: Never been lower! Ne– Bill: LOUDER, SON! BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER! HE– *Michael: *Loud Whisper* STOP IT!, STOP IT! [Short Composure pause] [Loud Whisper] That is totally inappropriate. [Loud Whisper] You never yell at the client. You NEVER yell at the client. Bill: You listen to me sir. Michael: *disappointed* Here we go. Bill: The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile, and definitely difficult. *Repeatedly* Dwight: Please Mr. Buttlicker, give me another chance. Bill: I’m irate right now. Michael: *Also repeatedly* Give me the phone. Dwight: I have to put you on with my boss. Bill: Well I should hope so. Bill: Who is this? Michael: Hello, this is Michael Scott, Regional Manager. Bill: Well this is William M. Buttlicker. Hello Mr. Buttlicker, how may we help you? Bill: Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna buy $1,000,000 dollars worth of paper products today. Dwight: [Laughs excitedly] Michael: See how it’s done? Thank you very much, sir. I don’t think you’ll regret it. Dwight: You are the master. Bill: There is one condition, Michael, Michael: Yes. Bill: you have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly. Dwight: Don’t do it, Michael. Michael: [Whisper] It’s a million dollar sale. [Pam muttering] Dwight: Where is my desk!? [Long pause] Jim: That is weird. Dwight: This is NOT funny, this is totally unprofessional. Jim: Okay well, YOU’RE the one who lost the desk. Dwight: I didn’t lose my desk. Jim: Okay, calm down, where was the last place you saw it? Dwight: Okay, WHO MOVED MY DESK!? Jim: I think you should re-trace your steps. Dwight: Okay, I am going to tell Michael, and this entire office will be PUNISHED! Jim: Colder… Jim: Warmer… little warmer…. there ya’– ooh…. warmer…. Warmer! Warmer, warmer! Cold ,cold, cold! Back up… [Phone rings] Ooh… Ooh… Warmer… HOT! RED HOT! HOT! [Fades out] VERY HOT…. *Dwight, just sit down already!* *Dwight listens* Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Jim: Hi, Dwight, um… What sorta discounts are we giving on the 20-pound white box? Jim: I’ve given you this information, like 20 times. Jim: I know. [Sorry, can’t clarify :|] Okay, thank you, gotta get back to work. Michael: Okay, so Dwight, in your own words, “Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons, I suspect Jim Halpert.” “Everyone has called me Dwayne all day, I think Jim Halpert paid them to.” Jim: [short chuckle] YES, five bucks each, it was totally worth it. Jim: You look cute today, Dwight. Dwight: Thanks, girl. So, yesterday, Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot, which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight FINDING drugs is more dangerous than most people USING drugs. Jim: I’m just saying you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you. Dwight: That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me. Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember. Dwight: I would remember. Jim: well how could you if it just erased your memory? Dwight: That’s not how it works. Jim: Now, how would you know how it works? Dwight: Knock it off okay? I’m interviewing you! Jim: NO, YOU SAID THAT I’D BE CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEW WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE!? Dwight: (Wha- What?) Michael: “This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I commited murder. I think he may be the real murderer.” “Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women’s room, when I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.” [DX] [Michael cringes] Michael: [Deep breath] God. Photographer: Smile. Dwight: No. I Never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates, once someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. Jim: This came out really well. There ya’ go. Dwight: [Holds up Tag] This is humongous, I am not a security threat, Jim: Oh. Dwight: and my middle name is “Kurt”, not “fart”. Jim: What did I write? Michael: “This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.” [Looks at Dwight, confused] Jim: [Snickers] That actually took a while, I had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then, I just… took them all out. Michael: “Every time I typed my name, it said “diapers”.” Jim: Just a simple macro. Jim?(Steve) : Morning Dwight. Dwight: Who are you? Steve: Who am I? I’m Jim, we’ve been working together for twelve years. Weird joke, Dwight. Dwight: You’re not Jim, Jim’s not Asian! Steve: You seriously never noticed? Hey, hat’s off to you for not seeing race. Dwight: Alright then, Jim. Why don’t you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday? Steve: Wellington Systems, sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or were you talking about Creeker Murphy? Because I didn’t close that one yet, but I’m hoping I’ve got a voicemail from Paul Creeker waiting for me. [Automated Voice] Please enter your password. *Enters Jim’s password* [Automated Voice] You have one new message. Dwight: How did you know? Dwight: NO, NO, no, that is sensitive information, only for employees, not outsiders! Steve: Dwight, cut it out, I’m trying to work. You don’t work here! You’re not Jim! Pam: Jim, I got us that dinner reservation, [?] at 7:30. Steve: Oh, great, can’t wait. *Kiss* Jim’s at the dentist this morning, and Steve is an actor friend of ours. I don’t know who you are, but you are not Jim. [grabs photo] THIS IS JIM! Steve: (You mean me?) Dwight: Oh– Oh dea– Oh, how did– (I don’t know how they pulled that off :/) Roy: So what’s the deal, we have to pay for our own drinks? That’s lame. Pam: Come on, it’ll be fun, and besides, I’m a roulette expert. Dwight: Impossible, roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance. Jim: I could always count on winning roulette. Dwight: Oh really? M-hmm. Jim: Yeah. Dwight: How would you do that? Jim: Mind control. Dwight: [Laughs] You can’t be serious. Jim: [Looks at Dwight with a stoic expression] Dwight: Are you serious? Jim: Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could, sorta’ control things with my mind. Dwight: I don’t believe you, continue. Jim: [Sighs] It was just little things, you know? Like, I could make something shake, or I could make a marble fall off the counter, you know? Just little things. [Scoffs] Dwight: That’s ridiculous, you know what? Uh- Why don’t you move that coat rack? Excuse me everyone, attention in the office please! Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers. And he needs absolute silence. Dwight: Go ahead. Jim: Okay, I’ll try. [Jim exhales] [The coat rack moves] [Pam holds up the prank, wordless.] [Pam winks] [Jim concentrates harder] Dwight: Oh my god. [Please subscribe to the office, it’s an awesome channel, and please subscribe to me as well, I put time, effort, and a little dash of love into this.] (Armyman042705) So, yeah… Bye!

Jim’s Pranks Against Dwight – The Office US

100 thoughts on “Jim’s Pranks Against Dwight – The Office US

  • October 4, 2019 at 1:38 pm
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    Question- Which kind of bear is best?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    Question: What type of bear is best?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    Watch the next BIG Comedian Celebrity https://youtu.be/U_6Y8iAng1o

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    Watch the next BIG Comedian Celebrity https://youtu.be/U_6Y8iAng1o

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    Watch the next BIG Comedian Celebrity https://youtu.be/U_6Y8iAng1o

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  • October 5, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    Dwight: "I never smile"
    Also Dwight: 10:32

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  • October 5, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    Buttlicker😆

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  • October 5, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    I HATE JIM

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  • October 5, 2019 at 5:01 am
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    6 fucking ads in this video….. 6…..

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  • October 5, 2019 at 5:13 am
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    the sale practice is THE best scene in comedy for me… no matter how many times I watch it, i keep smiling and laughing like an idiot.

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    I love how you can see Pam watching in the background with a smirk on her face

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    Do yourself a favour and turn on subtitles ok bye

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:44 am
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    8:26 DAMN. That's a genius prank.
    Again, DAYUM

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  • October 5, 2019 at 11:32 am
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    Turn on English subtitles trust me

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  • October 5, 2019 at 2:18 pm
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    Subtitles

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  • October 5, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    So when the desk is in the bathroom, is Dwights phone wireless? 😂😂

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    I don't believe you. Continue.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 6:06 am
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    7:15 is probably one of my favorites

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  • October 6, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    After so long it almost seems like bullying

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    Jim pranks Dwight if you didnt know lol INCEL

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  • October 6, 2019 at 9:32 am
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    one of my favorite is when Jim makes Dwight thinks he is a vampire

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  • October 6, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    "You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you."
    3 seconds later
    "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"

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  • October 6, 2019 at 12:56 pm
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    I've never seen this show, and this video alone has convinced me to go binge watch 😂😂😂

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    Didn’t even show the altoid one

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Karen is big gay

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    like vid

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    I love Dwight so much

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    0:08 3:20 5:05 6:57 8:48

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    i love how the whole office is always in on jim's pranks on dwight. it's so funny how i just noticed that not to long ago, but i like the idea. jim has always been my favorite starting from the very first episode of the office, when i saw dwight complain to michael about jim putting his stuff in jello again. i love a character who pulls pranks on a certain character, it's funny.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:01 am
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    Who writes these captions. They’re great

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  • October 7, 2019 at 7:06 am
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    Who the hell does the GARBAGE captions on these videos? They can’t be automated. They say “sorry didn’t catch that :/“

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:51 am
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    Where can I watch the office I can’t find this anywhere 😭😭

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    Identity theft is not funny.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    How does jim have the time, money and resources to do all these pranks.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    3:50–3:53 “ Dwight sprints around the office like a madman” and “ poor Stanley” are the best captions ever 😂

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    6:02 “ Dwight just sit done already “ who made these captions 😂

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:18 pm
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    The captions at 10:09 are hilarious 😂

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    “Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?”This just cracks me us.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:29 pm
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    We need a best of moes

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    i love the captions.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    Season episodes?

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  • October 9, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    I don’t get the umbrella moving the coat hanger mind control thing

    Explain pls

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  • October 9, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    Dwight is my spirit animal

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  • October 9, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    I love the office!

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  • October 9, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    God fucking damn this show was too good

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  • October 9, 2019 at 11:19 am
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    Jim is such a fucking prick. I hate him.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    Windows xp in the background

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  • October 9, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    2:27 HOW DARE YOU

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  • October 9, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    Todoroki, is Jim.
    Bakugo, is Dwight.
    Bnha cult where you at?

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  • October 9, 2019 at 7:57 pm
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    ok i want to watch this show. should i??

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  • October 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    "I don't believe you. Continue."

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  • October 9, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    I put on subtitles and at 6:03 it said Dwight just sit down already then he looked at the camera

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  • October 10, 2019 at 12:52 am
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    Bill Buttlicker- what the-

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  • October 10, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    Make sure to watch with subtitles

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  • October 10, 2019 at 11:10 am
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    The caption person tho

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  • October 10, 2019 at 12:27 pm
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    Just your typical people..

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  • October 10, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    Can this comment reach 1,000 likes?

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  • October 10, 2019 at 5:48 pm
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    8:43 woah, Kim Jong Un working in an office in the US. Is this an alternate reality?

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  • October 11, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    watch with subtitles!

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  • October 11, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    explaining the phone prank always gets me 😂😂

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    Your bed is lava in
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    4
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    Like if you didn’t move

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  • October 11, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    The Office wouldn't be the same without Jim's knowing glances into the camera

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    Dwight: "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth, is a submission signal in primates. Once someone smiles at me, all I see is a simple chimpanzee, begging for its life." LMAO!

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  • October 11, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    Is Dwight the most beloved businessman character or WHAT?

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    Superb Prank

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  • October 11, 2019 at 4:31 pm
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    My favorite part is 8:06 LOL 🙂

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  • October 11, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    Dwight sit down already
    Dwight listens

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  • October 11, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    The comments are always quotes from the office because nothing is better than the office

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:38 pm
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    turn on subtitles thank me later

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    Oof those captions

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    poor Stanley

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:52 am
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    Dwith and jim lo mas grandes saludos de chile

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    Oh boy how I love The Office. Jim pranks Dwight is the compilation we needed. Thank you Office US. Also is it weird I prefer the Office US although I'm English?

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:21 am
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    ”T H A T I S T O T A L L Y I N A P P R O P R I A T E .”

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    Dwights reaction to Jim at 7:25 💀💀

    And the mind control scene at the end was great 😂😂💀

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  • October 12, 2019 at 10:34 am
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    I only just realised that I am watching this video with subtitles on and it’s even funnier than it should be

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  • October 12, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    I think its white bond, and not white box? (Subtitles)

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:52 pm
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    3:36 mark

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    Who has watched all 9 seasons more than 1 time😂

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    Subtitles: ON
    Video: GOING
    Jim: PRANKS DWIGHT
    Dwight: GETS PRANKED BY DWIGHT
    Me: Being a deada$$ lonely bean who watches $hit like this a lot and anime

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    I love how Jim says warmer as Dwigt backed up without even looking at him

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:42 am
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    i loved seasons 1-7 8 and 9 were alright but not the same since Michael left

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  • October 13, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    subtitles are hilarious

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    Microgament

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  • October 13, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    COMPILATION of Kevin gambling plz!!!😁😁😁🤣💺😃🍾🍾🥃🎲♠️♥️♦️♣️

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  • October 13, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    At 3:45 turn on captions, you will thank me later (leave it on for the rest of the video, they are really funny)

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  • October 14, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    “I don’t believe you-continue.”
    😂😂

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  • October 14, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    THE SUBTITLES GOT ME DEAD

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Nobody:

    Literally nobody:

    Dwight K Schrute: mIChAeL!!!!!

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  • October 15, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    I need a pam…

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  • October 15, 2019 at 8:44 am
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    This shit is fucking legendary….

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  • October 15, 2019 at 10:51 am
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    4:07

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  • October 15, 2019 at 11:38 am
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    Where is the KGB knock-knock jock??!! Show some respect!!

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:01 pm
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    Mr. buttlicker

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  • October 15, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    Dwight is that younger sibling who always says “I m gonna tell mom!!!”

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  • October 15, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    "Smile!"
    "No."

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  • October 16, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    I laughed so hard in this episode

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  • October 16, 2019 at 6:44 am
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    I literally love this show on the weekends, I just eat ice cream and enjoy this show

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