Hey there, Fredrick What you doing? Oh, hello brother of mine. Why, I’m just studying for a math test tomorrow. Braxton brother, shouldn’t you also be studying for the test? Well, you see Frederick, due to my high levels of apathy, and the stress of knowing that I’ll never be good at math, I’ve decided to completely give up and even trying to do good on the test. (Look of disapproval) So, what are you gonna do instead? Oh? I’m just gonna go watch some YouTube videos. SKOOL SUCKS! Especially MATH. When will I ever use geometry/trigonometry/calculus (When you’re bored) In the REAL world? (never.) I think you’re only saying that because you’re bad at geometry/trigonometry/calculus Why is everyone so quick to hate on math? Math is easy! How many essays did you have to write for math class? Oh that’s right! e^{ipi }+1. Which is zero. One thing I would change about math class, is I think it’s dumb that you have to “Show your work”. [ugh] Do you know how much harder it is to cheat when you have to show your work? “Dear Math, solve your own problems.” Tweeted MatPat. “I HATE MAT!” Replied ProTayToeGamer. Hey, that’s not very nice of you, ProTay! All he did was tweet about math. Maybe what you really hate is spelling. Or maybe you really do hate MatPat. Well, two can play at this game! When will I ever need to know about the themes and symbolisms in “To Kill A Mockingbird” when I go into “the real world”? That’s right. Never! You don’t need to know anything to be in “the real world”. Okay, I think we can all agree that a lot of what school teaches you isn’t that important, and there’s definitely more important things schools could be teaching you. Like taxes or… …how to pick a good president. (I wish we did) But I’m not the one who makes the curriculum so why am I even talking about it? Regardless of how broken your education system is, you should always stay in school, kids. (Oh hey Dave) I was a good student in school, not counting college, and look how I turned out. I’m not using everything I learned in school almost every day! Sure, you’ll probably never need to know that much about Shakespeare’s plays. But hey, now you know how to read old-timey complicated books! And, no, you’ll probably never have to find the area under a curve ever. But, now you can say that you can! And isn’t that what life’s all about? So, enough with this introduction, I’m gonna be telling you all some of my School Stories. What do you mean Jaiden already made a video on school stories? Jaiden: GET YOUR OWN IDEAS! Did she call them school stories? *sigh* I already stole from her like two videos ago! Okay, just… I’ll think of something. so, enough with this introduction, I’m gonna be telling you all some of my… Academy Anecdotes. So you know how guys can pee standing up? It’s amazing. Ladies, if you’ve never peed standing up, then you’re missing out! But there are some rules that apply with having this superpower. Like, don’t go to a urinal right next to another guy, unless it’s absolutely necessary. Or, if the urinals don’t have a divider, Then everyone can all agree to keep your eyes and mind straight. These rules have been taught to us at a very young age. By the time we were in elementary school, we were all pros at peeing. Except for some of us when we were asleep. But, that’s not important! So at this point in life, We all should have known what we were doing. But there’s this one kid who I guess no one ever taught him how to pee correctly. This kid, I’m not gonna say his race because it doesn’t matter. But when he went to the bathroom, he would pull his pants and underwear all the way down to the ground. Some of the ladies watching this might be thinking: “Wait, is that not how guys pee?” Ladies, you’ll just have to trust me on this, But that is the most wrong way a person can pee… The first time I saw the kid doing this was when I was in the urinal right next to him. “PEE FASTER!” screamed the remarkably uncomfortable James. As us 2 bros were peeing, A 3rd bro walked into the bathroom, saw this kid’s…. bottom and just went, “OOH!”, and walked out of the bathroom… I wish I could have done the same. How do you tell someone: “Hey man, when you pee like that… everyone can see your butt… so just…. Here, let me show you how to do it.” I don’t know what happened to that kid, but I think he would agree with me that math is easy. He was Asian. When I was little I had a very weird sense of humor, so in the fifth grade, there was this girl I’d known for a long time, we weren’t strangers, or anything and one day I said to her: “you have two big blue zits, right there.” And I pointed at her eyes, I was talking about her eyes, I called her eyes zits, GET IT??!! She, uhhhh… Immiediately slapped me. Probably because that joke was so awful. And that was the first time I ever got slapped by someone, who wasn’t a family member And yes it was Priscilla, the girl I sat next to in the Cardboard Boat video. She “claims” that the slap was an accident and that she was just trying to fake slap me to scare me. But, I think she was just really self-conscience about her eyes zits. One time, My 6th grade teacher, (who was the same height as all of us), threw a stapler across the room, because we wouldn’t stop talking. Here’s an anecdote about the first time I got detention. And, it isn’t that exciting. I was in the 7th grade and our class was at a computer lab. The kid sitting next to me, his race doesn’t matter so I’m not gonna say it… …Asian, kept changing the computer’s wallpaper to cats and he kept showing me. To be fair, I thought what he was doing was hilarious. Then, I asked him, “Can you change the background to Chuck Norris?” That just goes to shows you how long ago this story took place. He showed me what he did, I laughed but then the teacher said, “Who’s changing the wallpapers?” She was able to see everyone screens from her computer. The kid said: “Me and James were!” Dude! Don’t bring me into this! You were the one changing the wallpapers! I mean, I was involved a little. But, don’t drag me down with you! We ended up getting detention, except my school didn’t call it detention, they called it “C.A.R.E”. Which, I’m sure is an acronym for something. If it wasn’t an acronym, that would have been a weird thing to call detention. Let’s just say it stood for: “Cids Are Really Extra”. The whole time I was in C.A.R.E I kept thinking in my head: “Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry, if they see you cry you might as well move to China!” And that was the only time I got detention. Except, it wasn’t called detention. So, I still have a clean record! Alright, here’s the last anecdote. This one happened when I was in the 11th Grade. I was in a AP U.S. History class and I had it for a 0 hour. So that meant I was at the class before school even started. And I was way too tired learn about Presidents. I was sitting in class, when all of the sudden, I sneezed very loudly. And it was an above average sneeze, like one of those sneezes you had to lean into it. And after I sneezed this kid near me said, “Ay, yo, Mr Teacher, can we get some tissues? This boy got a bloody nose.” And I thought: “Oh shoot! I do?! Well, that sneeze was pretty violent and I did picked my nose a few minutes ago.” And then the teacher looked right at me and said: “Oh yeah, you can just go to the bathroom.” So I got up and as I was walking to the door. I felt my face and realized: “Wait a minute… I don’t have a bloody nose!” I turned around, and there was a kid who actually did have a bloody nose walking towards me. I’m not gonna say the race of the kid because it doesn’t matter… Canadian, but I was in a pretty awkward situation, so I punched myself until I actually DID get a bloody nose- nahhhh I’m just kidding. What I really did was I said out loud, “I have to go to the bathroom, too.” And, then, I left. I didn’t REALLY have to go to the bathroom. I didn’t want to see another exposed butt, anyway. So, I just waited outside awkwardly for a long time. I got an A in that class, by the way. If you were wondering. I still don’t use anything I learned in that class. Mmm… Before I begin this endcard, I just want to say that I got some brand new shirts and sweatshirts up in the merch store. Just in time for Thanksgiving. MMM! Look how snazzy those shirts look! Don’t you just want to buy them? Oh and also this Harry the Moth shirt comes with a Harry the Moth pin. I’m thinking about releasing some more pins in the future. so just keep out on the lookout for them. I want to explain a joke in the video, because it was very funny and you won’t get it unless you know the context. Remember that part where i said: “Right, Dave?” And it cuts to me and some guy in the soundbooth? Well that, dear viewer, was another youtuber named “boyinaband”. Who is probably most famous for being idubbbz’s ghost writer. but he also made a pretty popular video called: “Don’t Stay in School”. So as I said: “And that’s why you should always stay in school, kids!” it cuts to me and Dave being like, “Right, Dave?” And it’s funny because… he made the.. don’t stay in school… it’s actually a pretty good video, I agree with a lot of points in that video. but, as I said in my video, I don’t make the curriculum, so… I don’t care. *laughs* Thank you, RushLight Invader for helping color the pictures. He’s going to hopefully be doing that forever now. I’m really tired.. and wear your seatbelts!

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100 thoughts on “Academy Anecdotes (School Stories)

  • October 12, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    Kids Not Cids James!!!!

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm
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    Who else ships boy in a band and the odd1sout 🤤

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:38 pm
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    I love math

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    Odd Man: I HATE MATH
    Me, a math boi: ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    M:mental
    A
    T
    H

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    The ”real"world

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    0:46 about 18 more or less

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  • October 12, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    w r i t i n g e s s s y s i s e a s y

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  • October 12, 2019 at 4:51 pm
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    I subbscribed

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  • October 12, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    Who created math. go back in time!!!!!!(duh)

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  • October 12, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    School rules

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  • October 12, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    I had to write an essay in math class about how I answered a question

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:51 pm
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    I love math

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    1:48 porn

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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    Let me just say I had to write 3 essays for math it was basically using a math equation and substituting it for something found in the real world and then doing it another 2 times then intro and conclusion paragraph and your done

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:12 pm
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    98% or what you learn is a waste.

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:33 pm
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    I am a math girl .I think it’s more easier than any type of subject besides science

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  • October 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    CARE: Come Answer Regulatory Embarrasments

    MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans

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  • October 12, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    I dont get the zits joke even tho i have watched this video like 15million times

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  • October 12, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    I wrote an essay in math

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  • October 12, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    I love math

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  • October 12, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    The guy who completely took his was Asian he sounds like my brother

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  • October 12, 2019 at 11:40 pm
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    I like science instead of math it sucks

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  • October 12, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    i luv math

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    I hate math AND homework

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    I saw that to in my school.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    School Willy sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • October 13, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    Are u saying I'm dumb? Cuz I don't really like math…

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    My friends had to write an essay for math because they thought it was a good idea to finish homework at math.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    I had to do SAS about math

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  • October 13, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    I named my chef pee pee puppet Fredrick before this video came out

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  • October 13, 2019 at 5:59 am
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    Peing is weird if your pants are soo down

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    Just telling you when I was in Kindergarten I did the same thing pull my pants all the way down I never used the urinal again for 3 more years

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  • October 13, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    Right Dave?

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  • October 13, 2019 at 10:15 am
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    U gay bruh?
    1:44

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:59 pm
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    I had to redo my whole homework assignment be cuz I didn’t show my work becuz I didn’t know

    Not my fault I was absent

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:24 pm
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    THANKS FOR MY FIRST LIKE I WILL PEE IN A SIREN NOW

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    8:22

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  • October 13, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    It’s the end in minecraft

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    My first dedetion was In 1th grade

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    Who is going to read 91,649 comments?

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  • October 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    Is it just my class but who’s teacher legit thought you how to write a check in 5 th grade

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  • October 13, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    School stands for six cool hours of my day

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  • October 13, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    How to write a 10-page essay for math in 7th grade

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    So school is saying

    We’re living in a FAKE world?

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  • October 13, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    Matpat is awesome.
    So is James.
    And nate from NateIsLame
    😃

    And I NEVER pee next to others.
    CHEEZE WIZ COME ON BRO SRSLY DON'T DO IT OH MY GODDDDDDDDD.

    some kid did a pee next to me one time and pulled all his pants and whatever down and it was horrific.
    I'd just downed my drink in front of some girls in class and I have an unnaturally fast metabolism and yeah he did it and he did a bug pee too and I'm scarred now

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  • October 13, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    I did 3 essays in math class

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  • October 13, 2019 at 7:54 pm
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    To kill a mockingbird is a book

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  • October 13, 2019 at 8:28 pm
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    Dear Math

    Solve your own problems

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  • October 13, 2019 at 9:20 pm
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    I really like writing essays surprisingly

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  • October 13, 2019 at 11:18 pm
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    Priscilla is my sisters name

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  • October 13, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    Kid watches video: Yea fuck it I’m quitting school YEAAA
    Turns to adult: How the fuck do I to taxes wait the fuck r taxes

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    i’ve had to write a essay in math

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    Several
    Cruel
    Hours
    Of
    Our
    Life

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    Are you matpat/ film theory/ game theory

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    When I was in kindergarten our school was in the same buildings as the 1st 2nd and 3rd graders. And one fateful day I walked in to pee and I dropped my pants all the way to the ground like a friggin gangsta with an “A”. Then another kid walked in and he was in third grade. In our school there was only three Urinals. And my gangsta ass was in the middle one. So this kid walked up to me and looked at me and I just turned around and smiled at him. And he looked at me with the most disgusted look. And said” You know you can pee like this.” Then he just whipped out his little friend. And then pissed in the floor. And from that day on I was no longer a gangsta with an a. I was a gangsta with 2 “A’s”. And then that kid became a sex offender and now I shit myself thinking about it.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Lol my frand did the same thing with the wallpapers but with his pro and changed it to Jimmy neutron 😂

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    I HATE MAT!!!!!!!
    P0tado 2017

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    I hate school

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  • October 14, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    Sam

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    As us two Bros were peeing

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:18 am
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    You know geometry can help you design sh*t and fly planes 😑

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    James:skool sucks!

    Me:same.

    I'm literally just an 8 yrs old using my mom's phone……..

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:37 am
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    TheOdd1sOut is so racist🤣

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:39 am
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    I like math.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:41 am
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    I’m only in 3rd grade!

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:15 am
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    I feel so warm, like a hug.. really while watching these videos.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:49 am
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    Hey my mom is Teton

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  • October 14, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    I don’t really agree that school sucks. It’s actually kind of your biggest period of time you can escape the house and stay with your friends. School is what lets you survive your life and understand why your mom is raging about a wrong question.

    But…

    I COMPLETELY AGREE THAT MATH IS JUST STOOPID

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  • October 14, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    …”don’t cry don’t cry or you might as well move to China”
    …I’m Chinese…

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  • October 14, 2019 at 6:29 am
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    rebecca was there

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:03 am
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    Math AAAAHHHH! 😥😥😥

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    Boi you need to learn money I can sleep in my class room XD I'm in grade 2 I'm 8

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  • October 14, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    The part is that you need to learn maths and than when you are an engineer or programmer you just use simple number and things like 3235+210
    -_-

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    Showing ur walk makes math easy dude

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    An it counts for ur grade

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    And I’m ur biggest fan

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:48 pm
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    And u inspire me to be a yt/youtuber so yeah

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    Can you send me an odd 1s out plush☺i think your hilarious.

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    Six
    Cruel
    Hours
    Of
    Our
    Lives

    Mental
    Abuse
    To
    Humans

    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:30 pm
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    We learned about taxes when we were in 4th grade

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    1:40
    Dingo… look up dingo doodles she makes some good d&d animations

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    School
    S.ix
    C.ruel
    H.ours
    O.f
    O.ur
    L.ife

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:07 pm
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    Academy
    A.s#
    C.rap
    A.fter
    D.oing
    E.w
    M.ale
    Y.eet?

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Ladies don't have that thing to do that

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  • October 14, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    Math is fine :/

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  • October 14, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    I'm good at math but I'm in 4th grade

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  • October 14, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    Are u gay just a question sorry 😐

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  • October 14, 2019 at 6:26 pm
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    School does suck mate

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  • October 14, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    he only says I'm not going to say the race because it doesn't matter when the person/kid isn't american

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  • October 14, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    James: SCKOOL SUCKS SPEACELY MATH
    a little while later…
    James: maths easy

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    I love math

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    I asked my forth grade teacher why school didn't teach how to pay taxes or bills and he said I'll teach that next year because I'm teaching gr 5 next year and I was so PISSED that I wasn't in his class in gr 5 but my friend was

    I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING BUT I DIDN'T KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    James: Oooooooooooooo my friend love math 🤯

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  • October 14, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    am i the only one who had to write an essay for math talking about a famous mathematician every month

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    Why does his drawing of a sixth grade teacher look EXACTLY like my sixth grade science teacher?!?!

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    School is spelled s c h o o l school you ok🤨blep

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    Hehehehehehe blep bloop mop top shelf

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    0:30 I 100% hate it

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  • October 14, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    You mean ugh and school?

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